Las Vegas · 2 nights onlyNo. 001
two nights only
Captain Joe's
Vegas Weekend
Five men, one weekend, and the last unsupervised hours before the wedding. Two nights in Las Vegas — shows, cards, questionable decisions, and a running order nobody intends to follow.
Sept 18 – 20 · 2026
Final weekend before the final 2
The company
JoeThe groom. Won the casserole.
SanjayLogistics. Every table is under his name.
DerrickThree coworkers, one recommendation.
JakeOut at 6 AM. His choice.
BryenHolds the tickets. Flies with the groom.
House rules
01 The groom does not open his wallet. Not even for water.
02 Nobody says "one more hand" after 2 AM. Say it, buy the round.
03 Saturday is an all-Caesars day. Do not wander.
04 Alternate every cocktail with water.
05 Mention the wedding budget, take the 7:30 AM flight.
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